In case this happens, you know what to do

Pulot lang mga boss..

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend
down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant
view. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned - frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. She pulled off her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family
was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test ...
we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."



And the moral of this story is:

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR

NICE!!!